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Elohim offers Directives for Greek and Scottish Fertility Rites

Elohim offers Directives for Greek and Scottish Fertility Rites

Sin here shall refer to Sine the Irish Gaelic word for teet

Greek and Scotsmen shall be sinners sow they shall plant all fallow fields

Sin shall not be confused with evil or any infertile sex act

Greeks and Scotsmen shall be fertile in manner and act and principal

The Scotsmen shall wear kilts to increase sperm count

The Greeks shall wear Toga to increase sperm count

Elohim shall here outlaw tight pants in all fraternal organizations

Fraternity here shall mean to father and no other meaning is good

Latin organizations may be founded for Brotherly Love 

Greeks and Scotsmen can form bonds for brotherly love but it is not their mission

The mission of Greek and Scottish rites is to reproduce

specifically the mission is to reproduce abundantly every good thing on Earth

Greek and Scottish rites shall engage in planting and sowing seeds

Greek and Scottish rites shall not form bonds with Trojans or Troy 

if ever they do they shall be destroyed dis Troy dead 

Greeks and Scotsmen may form bonds with Rome Mecca Tibet and Salt Lake City

Greeks shall not form evil bonds with women using birth control

Scotsmen shall not form bonds with women using birth control

Romans shall not engage in evil bonds with women using birth control

China may use birth control but shall not kill female babies

China shall offer any surplus of females to Greeks Romans and Scotsmen

Greeks shall not use hot showers for they kill sperm

Romans shall not use hot showers for they kill sperm

Scotsmen shall not use hot showers for they kill sperm

Saudi Arabians shall wear flowing robes to increase sperm count

Tibetan Fathers shall wear flowing robes to increase sperm count

Moroccan Fathers shall wear flowing robes to increase sperm count

Libyan Fathers and all Meshwesh shall wear flowing robes to increase seed

Thailand monks shall wear flowing robes to increase circulation

Franciscan monks shall wear flowing robes to increase circulation

Augustinian monks shall wear flowing robes to increase circulation

monks on the Earth shall wear flowing robes to increase circulation

Fathers on the Earth shall wear flowing robes to increase circulation

Greek and Scotsmen shall not smoke pot because it damages sperm

No human being shall smoke pot and the penalty is a horrible death

No human being shall smoke and the penalty is a horrible death

Smoking is infertile therefor smoking is evil and no man shall smoke ever

men may use oral snuff even as it is deadly for establishing Peace treaties

oral snuff of tobacco is for establishing Peace and not for war

the penalty for using snuff in mortal combat is death by an immortal enemy

tobacco is a sacred herb not ever to be smoked

tobacco is a sacred herb that shall never be touched by a woman

the penalty for a woman touching tobacco is a horrible death

men shall not ever sell tobacco to a woman

the penalty for giving tobacco to a woman is a horrible death

Greeks and Scotsmen shall pursue an honorable death

Greeks and Scotsmen shall pursue longevity so they shall have children

Baby Breath shall sustain the longevity of men on the Earth 

Peach pit oil shall sustain the longevity of men on the Earth

if a man has a higher sperm count his soul shall thus be stronger in magnitude

so even priests should wear long flowing robes

each human or mammal sperm has an intact soul

bestiality is outlawed even in instances where it does have a benefit

women shall not engage in horse or dog semen baths

the penalty for bestiality is disease suffering and pain

the benefit of bestiality is pain suffering rage and disease

Good and Evil shall benefit a God while only Good shall benefit a mortal

Greeks and Scotsmen shall thus pursue Good and not evil

Greeks may be Navigators but not Navy Gay Tores

Scotsmen shall not engage in anal penetration as it is evil and without benefit

Romans shall not become drunk, nor shall Greeks and Scotsmen

Muslims and Jews shall not become drunk and Mormons shall not drink ever

Chinese shall not drink alcohol and neither shall American Indians

the penalty for Chinese and American Indians drinking is a trail of tears

 

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