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Elohim Celebrates Easter with Happyo Omake Joi

i am Athena the Doctor a part of Elohim

i am eating Eden cheese if you obey every command by MAY

Masons shall be punctual time travel is the eye of a needle

while a camel fits under the Igbaras Bridge

100 billion souls and spirits if late regress to lost souls

a US Cavalry man is buried at the gates landing yard father cleans up

he is L. Soule; a lost Soul 

if any man leaves a temple and is anointed by am imam a rabbi a priest and a tax collector he shall rise and wonder where he is begin with the morgues

place my Websters 7 language dictionary in my head

happyo omake

1) crops in japan shall grow 7% faster

2) any japanese who hear hannah ford shall become a samurai

3) any man refusing to feed a blind man in South Korea shall see his entire clan and name erased from the Earth even if i must shift the poles to to it

4) for each man i kill with my skills i shall make 10 moor with my KRAFTS

krafts are creative in renewal skills are measured in kills a Dr kills demonic specs virus

5) 2013 is extended for 12 years so i can speak to chiefs ASAP as Masons pick up the pace peace shallom salem saalam salom erin frederick

6) pace means peace angry men shall receive a pace maker the son of God

7) Gannett’s shall lay more eggs every year for 12 years

8) Culling of cod is done they shall multiply for 12 years as fast as possible plus 7% more

cod shall be so thick in the bay of fundy Christ Ram Allah can walk on them

9) dragging shall be reduced voluntarily or i shall lift up your boats 707 feet high and smash them against mountains because you forgot who i am

10) the undertow pulling the dead into the Abyss shall drop by 7% in 7 seconds

11) rust of iron shall stop in 7 seconds

12) rust or oxidation of aluminum shall stop in 7 seconds

13) tarnishing of silver and all gold jewelry shall stop in 7 seconds

14) hardened hearts shall become soft in 7 seconds and generals on earth shall weep and be mine and mine the treasures i gave them for i so love my enemies i shall feed them

15) all birds shall double egg production for 12 years

16) all turtles shall double egg production for 12 years by beaching twice

17) horseshoe crabs shall spawn twice per year for 12 years

18) silverback minnows shall increase and double spawn for 12 years

19) Energy Efficient housing projects shall be built above 300 feet from St Stevens to Temple Florida and each housing project needs a large temple with a basement of emergency items

20) fools shall invest west of the california ass fault like the gay navy of sand die ego; wise men shall invest east of the fault and say ” it is not my fault I have a legal deed “

21) the Queue grain shall be planted in 35 Augustinian monastic orphanages in 35 Nations with the flowers of Tibet and herb gardens

22) the Franciscans shall lift up their Arizona california and all missions and schools above river flood plains and other stupid placed like on volcanoes

NOTE cain is a part of cane toad annihilation of creatures who cannot survive ragnarok

NOTE cain is a part of the Nova cain burn cream to ruin the ozone

NOTE cain is a part of the Vol CAIN o project of 2002 eruptions ( shock and awe )

since Washington brags of shock and awe i shall show them my version

Vulcan Cain Know shall strike yellowstone and these places are safe MAINE MEDICINE MOUNDS OVER 300 FT ABOVE RIVERS WES SEE ON SIN ( WISCONSIN ) NEAR LAKES THAT HAVE A LIMITED WATERSHED (AVOID LAND OVER A CRUST OVER A SALT DEPOSIT UNTER 3 LAKES, WASHINGTON STATE IS SAFE UP HIGH ALL LAND OVER 700 FEET HIGH IS RELATIVELY SAFE PERU ANCIENT TEMPLES ARE MOST SAFE AND CHILE

YELLOWSTONE IS SHOCK AND AWE

IT IS CAUSED BY THE 4TH HORSEMAN ON A 1,1 MILLION MILE TRIP

I AM ALREADY DIRECTING ENERGY ON IT TO MINIMIZE IMPACT

PLEASE MOVE EXREMOPHILES TO A MOUNTAIN FORTRESS

KEEP THEM ALIVE AND COVER THE MOUNTAIN WITH SUPPLIES

DO THIS SOON AND BRING CAVE LIFE TO ALL OLD MINES

23. EGGS SHALL BE STRONGER IF YOU ADD DIATOMS TO FOOD AND CRUSH SHELLS AND ADD BACK INTO THE CHICKENS 

24> ADD DIATOMS TO 10,000 PRODUCTS

25. BEWARE OF MILITARY USES OF ADVANCED ATTACK ROBOTS

26. IN 7 SECONDS SOLD WATER CLAMS SHALL GROW 14% FASTER AND CALCIUM SHALL HAVE AN EXTRA NEUTRON FOREVER MORE

27. IN 7 SECONDS I SHALL RENDER SHARK MEAT EDIBLE TO WOMEN EVEN PREGNANT AND NURSING BUT THE LIVER ORGANS AND BRAIN IS FOR MEN – MEN EXIST TO DIE FOR WOMEN THEY ARE AS DRONES LIKE OBAMA JUST A GREAT SEED SOURCE

28. IN 7 SECONDS I SHALL HEAL ALL RADON POISONING A REMEDY OF RED RADISHES SO YOU SHOULD NEVER SUE SINCE THE SUN CAUSES CANCER YOU CANNOT SUE ME SO DO NOT SUE ON RADON EAT RADISHES AND SHUT UP

29. FOR SEVERE RAD POISONING EAT ALL VARIETIES OF RADISHES WHILE LAYING ON AN ALTAR FOR 10 MINUTES IF YOU SURVIVE YOU ARE AN OFFERING AND OWE ME YOUR LIFE FOREVER MORE

30. I SHALL OUTLAW INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINES IN 22 YEARS WHEN WE HAVE GRADUATING CHINESE RUSSIAN AMERICAN AND SWISS ENGLISH AND SWEDISH ENGINEERS WORKING WITH THE JAPANESE GERMANS AND NORWEGIANS ISRAEL MOROCCO JORDAN AND PAKISTAN IRAN AND NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA

197 NATIONS SHALL DEMAND ANNUAL INCREASES IN PLATINUM PRESSED IN GOLD FOUND IN NORTH SOUTH KOREA ALL ARMY MEN THERE ARE NEEDED TO MINE TO CONTROL AND STOP AUTO POLLUTION IN 300 NATIONS AND ABUNDANT PLATINUM SHALL HAVE 10,000 USES NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA CAN BE MINE AND MINE AND BECOME THE WEALTHIEST NATIONS IN ASIA OR THEY CAN ENJOY NUCLEAR WAR WHICH IN 40 YEARS WOULD MAKE MY BODY MUCH STRONGER SO FUCK YOU SHE MA 

FEAR OF THE LORD BEGINS INTELLIGENCE A SAMURAI MUST KEEP A SENSE OF HUMOR

A SAMARAI SHALL NOT FEAR THE DEADLY PUFFER FISH

LIKE HIS WIFE SHE PLAYS THE GEISHA UNTIL YOU PULL OUT YOUR ERECTION

SUDDENLY SHE PUFFS UP AND IS COVERED WITH SPINES

EVEN STILL THE SAMURAI LOVES A CHALLENGE SO HE CATCHES HER

THE TRICK IS TO GET THE IRON CHEF TO REMOVE ALL NERVES

MINERVA LIKE MEDUSA HAS A DEADLY NERVOUS SYSTEM AND POISON SPIKES

ONLY BRAVE MEN WHO KNOW THEY ARE IMMORTAL EAT THE PUFFER FISH

ONLY BRAVES TRY EATING IRISH WOMEN ALSO

THEY ALSO SWELL UP FAST AND BECOME CRAMPY CRABBY AND POISON

GEORGE BUSH MARRIED A BARBED BAR BED BARRACUDA BBQ BARBIE DOLL BUTT HE FORGOT TO RIDE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN TO GET A FEW MORE GEORGES AT A FEW PUFFER FISH ORGIES

MANY PEOPLE FORGOT THIS IS JUST A PLACE TO TRAIN GODS TO CHANGE DIATOMS AND LIMESTONE BACK INTO BIOMASS

YOU SHALL MAKE THIS PLACE A PARADISE OR ROT IN THE HELL YOU MADE

 

 

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