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Elohim explains some benefits of Carbon

i am Elohim your God
i use carbon increases to speed up food growth
i use carbon increases to improve lungs to survive Ragnarok
when 4 horsemen impact the crust and 10,000 smaller rocks strike the cities of whores
if there is 10 good men in any city i shall spare it
a burned offering is an unwed adulterer trying 10 men to select her husband
she must do this 3 times then tell the Rabbi who her God is by his name
she must be bleeding 2 days before the ovulation as we shall part the red sea
if any nation burns a witch in this manner she shall have many orgasms
Carbon increases plant growth and is in perfect order

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